SEA YA SUCKER

Out of Office, Into the Ocean

For when your two-week notice is still a draft but emotionally you’ve already packed a tote bag and disappeared into a beach town that doesn’t even have Wi-Fi.

This sea salt + ocean air candle smells like deleting Slack, ignoring group chats, and becoming mysteriously unavailable for the foreseeable future. Fresh, breezy, and just salty enough to remind everyone why you’re leaving in the first place.

Light it when you’re one minor inconvenience away from booking a flight, changing your number, and introducing yourself under a different name.

Sea salt. Ocean air. Zero availability.

Scent Notes:

Top: Sea Salt, Ocean Air
Middle: Coastal Breeze, Sun-Warmed Skin
Base: Driftwood, Soft Musk, “New Phone, Who Dis?”

Details:

• 9 oz candle
• Reusable glass vessel
• Natural soy wax
• Custom blended fragrance oils
• Lead-free cotton wick
• Approx. 40+ hour burn time